‘are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone’ a classic novel by me

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waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

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• fall: ugh I can't wait for summer
• winter: ugh I can't wait for summer
• spring: ugh I can't wait for summer
• summer: wtf is this

vermn:

nice

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urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

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nostalgiaultra:

*DJs at your wedding*

*plays only power metal and refuses to break eye contact with your father*

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herspanic:

My blog is a piece a shit follow me

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